Thursday 28 December 2017

Why Lies He in Such Mean Estate...

A theme I keep running into this Christmas season is humility. Specifically God's humility.
It all started in a Jordan B. Peterson podcast, where a student asked what kind of character God would have to have to let mankind "win".
He let Abraham negotiate the terms of Sodom and Gomorrah's destruction
He let Jacob wrestle with him as an equal. And hence he is called "he who contends with God" - Israel!
And he let mankind murder his Son for a crime he did not commit
This is a humble God, a loving father. Much like a father who sometimes allows his child to win their wrestling matches, because he loves them, because he wants them to succeed, because he wants them to keep running back to his arms for more without becoming demoralised.
We are Israel, for our relationship with God is one of contending, one of wrestling as a strong-willed child does with their father. Sometimes he does let us go our own prodigal way, but he always leaves the way open to come running back to him. Whatever he does, he does out of love.
And so we come to the Christmas story, and one of God's ultimate acts of love.
Had the Innkeeper known the nature of Mary's precious cargo, he would have given up his own bed for the desperate couple.
Just look at Joseph. Once the angel revealed the truth to him, there was little more protest. He did as he was told, as one does when receiving a divine message. No matter that it would look bad for him to claim a child conceived in wedlock as his own.
If Jesus had come to Earth as he deserved, though, you can forget about all that. There would be no manger scene or anything resembling it. No, he would have arrived on clouds of fire at the head of an army of angels! He could take over the world and no one could stop him. Caesar himself would have bowed before him and no one, I repeat, no one, would even be able to look Christ in the eye.
But that's not what happened.
Instead, the God of the universe incarnated himself as a completely helpless and vulnerable infant, born to a pair of peasants in a nothing town in a nation under foreign occupation, his birthing room a filthy stable. Local shepherds were told of him before any kings, those with the least to offer.
What kind of God does that?
An infinitely humble, infinitely loving one.
As those who have been called to live like Christ, what can we do in this regard?
Firstly, specifically for us Christians, and I could write a whole separate post on this, the almighty, omnipresent God of the universe does not need you to defend his honour. I'll elaborate on a later date.
The rest of these are applicable to almost everyone, including me. I might be the one writing this but I'm still working on applying these lessons to my life myself so bear with me.
1) Always allow that you might be wrong. Just because someone disagrees with doesn't mean they're evil (I'm looking at you, SJWs and alt-right), it means they're human. Hear them out. Respect where their ideas come from. Don't exclude. Look for common ground on which to move forward. To open the doors to proper discourse, pride must be swallowed.
2) Moving out of political rant territory (sorry), a another takeaway: be a servant. In other words, help others when it is not required of you or when it does not benefit you to do so. This could look like volunteering more, or simply doing favours for people at work without expecting anything in return.
3) And on a related note, be grateful and show it. Take nothing for granted, and you'll appreciate a lot more of what you're given. They call millenials entitled ingrates, so prove them wrong!
Studies show that people who are the most generous, most serving of others, and most grateful are the happiest. Even if you aren't religious, there is potential benefit in applying these ideas to your life. Think of them as potential New Year's Resolutions perhaps.
A belated Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year too!

Friday 2 June 2017

My Beef with the Ford GT

Don't get me wrong here, the Ford GT is one of the few legitimately American supercars out there, and thus is truly something special. However, there are parts of it and it's development process that frustrate me greatly. Now I have not driven it - few have - but here are my issues nonetheless.
a) The Engine
Now this complaint has been beaten to death already, but since it is also my largest one, I'll add my 2 cents.
You know all those people saying that Ford "spared no expense" and that the V6 was used because of "packaging" and "efficiency"? Yeah, they're lying to you. Ford did it to save money. On a vehicle they're charging $400,000 USD for. Think about it. Anyone can up the boost on a pre-existing turbo 6-cylinder to make more power, and that's basically what they did here. The 3.5 Ecoboost in the GT shares 70% of its parts with the one in the F-150. The motorsport pedigree of the car is everywhere except in the engine bay. Motorsport-derived engines tend to have small displacement per cylinder, and rev super high to enable maximum power with minimum displacement. 3.5 litres isn't at all small for a 6-cylinder, nor does the engine rev particularly freely. If they wanted to make a proper sporting 3.5 litre, they should have developed a 3.5 V8, rather than skimping and using the V6. Look at McLaren. They make a very similar product, at a cheaper price, only lighter, with a V8 and a better interior, and, at 3.8 litres, their previous V8 had just 300 mls more displacement. A 3.5 or smaller V8 would hardly be too big an ask, especially since they've now worked with a flat-plane crank setup. Speaking of which, it's not like Ford is incapable of building a properly charismatic power plant - just look at the Shelby GT350 - the main reason it's taken the car world by storm IS that magnificent Voodoo engine. So the packaging argument is BS 'cause they could've always made a V8 small enough to fit. The efficiency argument is also BS because when your running that much boost, your fuel economy goes to shit as soon as the turbos are spooled. And in Track mode on the GT, they're constantly kept that way, meaning you'll be lucky if you get 16 mpg.
b) The Transmission
This is less an issue with the GT's transmission and more a complaint about how Ford has wasted their transmission R&D money. They developed a 7 speed dual-clutch for the GT, which is awesome, given that DCTs are the fastest, smoothest transmissions out there. However, Ford then goes and works with the competition (GM) to develop a 10 speed torque-converter automatic. Here's a radical, money-saving, idea - why not just develop ONE high performance transmission? They could have used the money they would have saved to develop a proper engine for the GT! And if adding more gears to improve performance and efficiency across the lineup was the goal, why not just engineer a 9-speed DCT like Acura did for the NSX? Then they could have the best automatic transmission out of all the American and avoided giving GM a leg up in the process!
c) The Choice of Race Series 
On one hand, it makes perfect sense. The original GT40 was created to win at Le Mans, after all. However, things get more complicated when you put them in broader context. 
Firstly, all of the "big boys" in the WEC (World Endurance Championship) compete in the LMP1 class (Le Mans Prototype 1), whereas Ford runs the new GT racecar in the GTE class, which doesn't currently contain any big-manufacturer competition for Ford, allowing them to dominate. This is sad, because originally the GT40 was built to stick it to Ferrari on the Circuit de la Sarthe, but now they're not really sticking it to any big manufacturer on any track. Back in the days of the GT40, Le Mans was seen as the ultimate test of a manufacturer's 'supercar cred'. Nowadays all the supercar heavyweights fight it out in the GT3 racing series instead. If Ford wanted to truly capture the "beating the best on their own turf" spirit of the original GT40 with the new car, they would've either entered it in GT3, or started an LMP1 program instead. As it is, running in GTE makes them look afraid of competition. Thankfully, BMW is planning on entering their upcoming M8, but that won't arrive for a while, ensuring Ford at least another couple years of dominance in that class. And what are the odds that once the Beamer arrives, and the road-going GT's production run is up, Ford will withdraw from the WEC all over again, lest someone truly challenge their crown? Not only that, but questions still remain as to how the car stacks up on the track compared to the other elite supercars with which it shares a price bracket. Ones that are lighter, and more powerful. Only time will tell, but I believe that once those results start arriving, the new GT will take a giant depreciation hit indeed.
And Lastly,
d) The Interior
Look at literally every other supercar in the price range. All of them have a better interior on offer for as much or less money than is being asked for the new GT. 'Nuff said.
Rant(s) over.
It would still be a great privilege to drive one and I still envy those who can afford one, but I'm not sure that it can live up to the hype Ford has created for it in the end.

Tuesday 21 July 2015

An Open Letter to Social Justice Warriors I: Introductions & Feminism

Dear SJWs,
Remember when those who preached tolerance were actually the tolerant ones? You may not but I do. Remember when freedom of speech was a thing on university campuses, and students didn't need to be protected from others' potentially contrary opinions? Or when you actually used valid counterarguments instead of using personality assassination to discard those who disagree with you? Yeah, neither do I, but I'm told the former was at least a thing at some point.
What I'm trying to say is, its time for you and I to have a talk. A serious one. Using things like logic, and actual, credible, information. Oh yeah, and if the aforementioned personality assassination comes into play, or if you retreat from this to a "safer" part of the internet, I will have won, and you don't want that, do you?
I wouldn't be surprised if you already feel offended, after all, I know many of you are so thin-skinned that just the mention of my Conservative Party membership has you running for the hills. If you have stayed, congrats on your "courage", you're probably still thin-skinned, but not as much as your compatriots.
I, on the other hand, have been forced to grow a thick skin, partly due to bullying from a young age, partly due to the fact that I swim against the current of university culture and refuse to conform - there is no "safe space" for white, cis-gendered, straight, conservative, Christian, males. I don't entirely find this a bad thing. Having ideas challenged allows them to be refined and improved - on both sides of the equation. Such discussions are becoming harder and harder to find in modern academia, with the all-pervading censorship of political correctness acting like a stifling blanket, but I am grateful to have made some friends actually capable of having an intelligent discussion, despite potential differing ideas or ideologies. More people need to take what they're spoonfed with some salt, and actually consider why they believe what they do, and foundations from which their opinions derive their validity.
Consider me a salt shaker - or at least that's what I'm attempting to be.
"Check your privilege", you whine, to which I say, "Check YOUR privilege, because odds are, you haven't taken a full accounting."
Consider my thesis and purpose as such - to break down many of the myths perpetuated by the Social Justice movement as they pertain to the First World, to show the damaging potential of many of their ideas, and to prove that their advocacy movements serve to further the divides within society instead of eliminating them. I start today with feminism. Hold onto your butts - this will probably be a long one, as within this one topic alone, I have ALOT of ground to cover.

As I have stated before, I am not a feminist. This should not come as any big shock given my demographic. That said, I do appreciate the progress that was made to gain women equality in the past century - namely the right to vote, recognition as persons under the law, equality under the law, and equal rights being the highlights. What I cannot condone though, is what it has become. Instead of the equality of the genders, what feminism has become is a movement of female advocacy for the advancement of WOMEN's issues and WOMEN's privileges, with little regard for the other half of the population. Sure, they SAY they're for equality, and that they're for men's issues as well, and that the patriarchy somehow oppresses men as well. BULL. SHIT! With the number of privileges women have at this time, I honestly find it difficult to believe that people somehow still think women are oppressed in Canada.
Want examples of female privilege?
"But we're still for equality for BOTH genders!" you insist. Ummmm... No. If that is the case, why do you never advocate for equality of opportunity and meritocracy instead of affirmative action? Why don't you push for equal numbers of women and men in female dominated fields like teaching and nursing or more physically demanding fields like the trades? Why don't you ever talk about men's issue's unless you can use them as a way to discredit the Men's Rights Movement (http://www.newstatesman.com/sci-tech/2015/06/male-rape-charity-has-had-its-funding-slashed-zero-where-are-all-outraged-men) (Note: she didn't do her research very well, as it was talked about by the MRAs quite extensively - see this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q995vH2X5Fk)? Why do feminists do THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iARHCxAMAO0 when MRA's try to make their voices heard? And before you try to discard the last question - don't you DARE try using the No True Scotsman Fallacy on me - it is NOT valid!
You know what the worst of it is? Men are supposed to TAKE that abuse and keep our mouths shut about our own issues: http://feministcurrent.com/7988/how-to-be-a-male-feminist-ally/. Reality Check: Life is hard, and just because you find you aren't being coddled through it (if you are you probably have a silver spoon up your ass), does NOT mean you are being oppressed!
Men's issues need advocacy as well, without fear of being censored by their female counterparts. Men are far more likely to commit suicide than women (they represent 80% of suicide deaths) (http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/help-information/mental-health-statistics/suicide/), far more men than women are homeless, men make up half of domestic abuse victims(http://www.domesticviolenceresearch.org/pages/12_page_findings.htm(also, note that women are MORE likely to PERPETRATE domestic abuse)), men are more likely to die on the job (http://www.bls.gov/iif/oshwc/cfoi/cfoi_revised13.pdf) and men get raped and sexually abused by men and women alike (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9g7W4C7dnc). Yet the same subsidized safety net that women have is just not there, and when it is, it is always at risk (the charity that made that last video lost all its funding). IS THIS WHAT EQUALITY LOOKS LIKE??? I think not.
Some people in the MRM are misogynists, just like some feminists want to kill all men. I don't believe all feminists are man-haters, most of you are probably just more than a little misguided, so it is NOT fair to consider all MRAs to be misogynists, and until you stop seeing them that way, true equality of gender-issue advocacy is not possible.
Note I said "them" not "us". I do not consider myself an MRA, though I am forced to bend that way in order to act as a counterweight to society's feminist bent. Neither am I a MGTOW (though I may go the way of TFL if things don't change - God help me). Rather I am an egalitarian, and a true believer in meritocracy and equality of opportunity. All individuals should be held to the same standard, regardless of sex. 
Oh, and I'm just getting started.
By now you've probably started whining about the wage gap, which is bogus. Don't believe me? Here it from the mouth of a WOMAN then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqyrflOQFc
You probably follow that up by saying how "men are more likely to be hired than women". As the video stated, these two common feminist statements cannot co-exist as they make no economic sense. If companies COULD get away with paying women less, then they'd hire MOSTLY women and increase their profit margin as a result. 
"Just because you don't witness the misogyny in society, it doesn't mean it isn't there." You may say in response. To which I say "Just because you don't see the misandry in third and fourth wave feminism, it doesn't mean it isn't there." Do you see how that logic is circular? It goes nowhere.

A word about video games. Firstly, you SJWs seem to have done something that seriously offended gamers. Especially atheist ones for some reason, because the most effective and vitriolic anti-feminist rhetoric I've heard via the internet comes from atheist gamers for some reason. As a non-gamer (and a Christian to boot), I can't exactly comment as to why this is happening, but hey, it is.
As for video game culture being sexist, has it ever occurred to you that the big blockbuster games are created by by men, and marketed to men, because more men tended to by them in the first place? It's this thing known as a feedback loop. Much like how beer is marketed to men because more men drink it than women. As for the intricacies of actual gamer culture, I must plead ignorance. I will, however, leave you with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5wsBlwmiA. Moving on...


Question: Should sex-selective abortion be allowed? Why of course not, that would be sexist! Unfortunately, that would mean acknowledging that a foetus is distinct from its mother, invalidating the "my body, my choice!" argument feminists so proudly trumpet. My point is, that argument is indeed invalid. From the moment of conception, all a child is, biologically speaking is present, coded into their distinct genetic code. As it shares only HALF its DNA with the mother, it is NOT PART OF THE MOTHER'S BODY, but simply WITHIN it. After birth, if a skin graft from the child were given to the mother, it would be rejected by the mother's immune system without the appropriate medication. A baby is like someone who lays in a coma for 9 months, and awakes naturally, a fully distinct individual, still very vulnerable and dependent, but a person nonetheless. While that person is in the 9 month coma, they are not considered to be of one substance with the life support machine, nor are they the property of the hospital. Some may say that its best to euthanize them, but this is a case where if you wait out that 9 month term, they will most likely awake. If that comatose individual retains all the basic human rights we all share, why shouldn't children in the womb be afforded the same protection? I wish foetal transplants were possible, but they are not, and regardless, in the vast majority of cases abortion is simply the shirking of responsibility for one's actions. Whenever you have sex, even if you use contraception, you run the risk of pregnancy. It is a fact of life and has been since creation. It's even an implicit part of the animal's sexual processes for crying out loud! That risk of that consequence, must be acknowledged before we start sleeping around, and if conception does take place despite our best efforts, that new life is our responsibility as we were responsible for creating it. This is why the best contraceptive is always abstinence. There. I said it. The onus belongs with the partners for protecting themselves during any sexual encounter they may have, and determining their levels of acceptable risk. If they have a child as a result, that was the risk they took. Period. End of story. No deposit, no return, no takebacks.
Remember when the political left was about being a voice for the voiceless? Well, in this case it is I who am speaking for those who are incapable of doing so: "STOP THE KILLING!!!" Abortion is MURDER. Fifty four MILLION babies have been aborted in North America since Roe v Wade. That's NINE TIMES the number of people Hitler killed, and you know you're not in good company when a comparison with the Nazis actually makes rhetorical sense.
"But what about rape babies?!" you cry. To which I say, aborting one of those children is the ULTIMATE victim blaming. It is condemning an individual who is just as much a VICTIM of the rape as the woman to DEATH, when the only one possibly deserving of that is the RAPIST.
A news story recently came out about Planned Parenthood selling organs of aborted babies. My reaction was "meh." Because whatever they do with foetal remains is NOTHING compared to the fact that they commit ABHORRENT acts every day already, many of which involve children which can already sense PAIN.
With the Canadian definition of what constitutes a "person" under the law, the difference between abortion and infanticide is a matter of inches and seconds. People say they don't support abortion but that they are still "pro-choice". Generally speaking, the mother had a CHOICE whether or not to have sex in the first place. She also has a CHOICE to put it up for adoption. Taking abortion off the table does NOT mean there are NO OPTIONS.
So yes, I am Pro-life. The only case abortion is a legitimate option is when both mother and child would otherwise die. Deal with it.

And finally, speaking of rape and victim-blaming, I need to deal with rape culture (see what I did there? XD). It is one of foundational assumptions of feminist culture today. Even at debate tournaments I attended in the past academic year, events predicated on the argument and the challenging of ideas, where topics related to sexual assault routinely came up, no one ever dared challenge the existence of rape culture, in fact, the topics themselves came with "trigger warnings". Had I known more about what it meant at the time, I might've done just that. I won't deny that there are elements of our culture which still make light of rape (I will never understand why Blurred Lines was such a hit for instance, a large chunk of today's rap music culture being another example), but I would still argue that rape culture in the west is either dead or dying. Rather, we live in a hyper-sexualized culture, part and parcel with which seems to come a certain prominence to sexualized violence and sexual violence - whether it be through Blurred Lines, Game of Thrones, or Fifty Shades of Grey. I frankly find this saddening, that said the supposed "anti-rape culture" movement seems to be an "anti-responsibility" movement in reality.
Let me clear; NOTHING excuses rape, but that does not mean you should not guard yourself against it. It also doesn't mean the whole "let's teach men not be rapists rather than teaching women how to avoid rape" mantra isn't utter bullshit. We live in a society where rape is already taught as a despicable crime, but that doesn't mean people don't still do it - same goes for any other crime, be it murder, theft, etc. Even though we live in a society where robbery is wrong does not mean you shouldn't hide your valuables to prevent robbery. Leaving your stuff out in a breakable, unalarmed glass case doesn't make you at fault for their theft, but that doesn't mean the theft couldn't have been deterred by hiding them in a strongbox. The easier a target looks, the more likely it is to be rod. Lets complete the analogy, shall we? If you value the integrity of your genitals so highly, treat them like you would a prized possession - keep them well hidden, and show them only to those you trust the most - don't wear clothes that practically leave them hanging out for all the world to see - its just common sense (which apparently isn't so common these days)! This isn't victim-blaming - as I've already explained - and it isn't slut-shaming, what it IS is taking responsibility for yourself!
While I'm on the topic of slut-shaming, let me state for the record that the virgin/slut dichotomy (as well as the forever alone/stud one they seem to say exists for guys) is false.I do not know of anyone - male or female, that thinks this way or with this double standard. In the women's case I'd assert the perception of this dichotomy to be the result of a distortion of the Judeo-Christian worldview, which values virginity in both sexes, combined with the terminology of sexual liberalism (sex acts as being "naughty" for example). Regardless, as a Christian, I believe sex outside of marriage to be immoral. Does it make you a lower class of human being if you do it? No, but it makes you a fornicator in the same way a female dog is a bitch (that is, the literal sense of the word). I won't bother going deeper as I don't want to bore you with theology lessons.
Next up, the whole "alcohol is not consent" thing. This is another supposed issue which in reality is just the shirking of responsibility. When you get drunk, you accept the risk that it lowers your inhibitions and makes you vulnerable to things which would not occur if you were sober. This is one reason why I do not get drunk. Ever. Therefore but imbibing alcohol you are implicitly consenting to what may happen as a result of you partaking in the alcohol. You are not responsible for what others do under the influence, so rape is still not excused, but my point is that if you wake up with a hangover regretting a one-night stand, IT WAS NOT RAPE.
In addition, these only yes means yes, guilty until proven innocent university sexual assault rules seem to assume that sex takes place in a place where social context plays no relevant role -as if it was a chatboard on the internet - this is RIDICULOUS. Don't agree? Why don't you listen to a FEMINIST talk about it then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIomA2MQNI4 (skip to 11:30). I can see another attempted No True Scotsman usage - DON'T YOU DARE. That's the left for ya though - they want to make you fill out paperwork for absolutely everything.
This idea of rape culture demands that all women be treated as victims, all men as potential rapists (when women can and do victimize men), and that women be freed from responsibility for themselves and their actions. This is socially irresponsible, which I know is kind of repetitive, but I don't know what else to call it.
Modern feminism goes so far as to say that women who HAVE taken responsibility for themselves are part of the problem and further this mythical systematic oppression, as they do not allow themselves to be bound by the victim-culture hive mind (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqQ850-YiXE). Victim culture results in a false sense of entitlement, as if entitlement wasn't rampant enough in our society as is. I am sorry, but this is just not something I can support.

Let me be crystal clear here. I have no animosity towards women. Most of my most trusted friends are actually women. What I am opposing is the ideology that seeks to reduce them to a victim class, deprive them of the responsibilities of a mature adult, and mislead them about how they deserve more than the perfectly equal treatment they are getting

Oh yeah, I probably should have put a trigger warning at the start of this thing. Whatever

Until next time,
Tim Beales

Thursday 16 July 2015

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!, or, double standards, pots calling kettles black and other issues in Canadian politics

Remember that freedom/equality/rights post? Think of this as an addendum to that.

The words "equality" and "rights" get thrown around alot in today's political environment - in case you hadn't noticed. To listen to the parties talk they would have you believe that they are the only ones actually for freedom and equality, and that the other parties are the ones against it. This applies to all parties. Except maybe for the Rhinos, who instead run on a platform of "Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll" or some variation thereof - this is the Rhinoceros Party we are talking about after all.

On the upside, at least this means freedom of speech is alive and well in the legislative chambers of this country. After all, you cannot be sued for anything said within the House of Commons - the antithesis to the "safe spaces" popping up in academia across the country these days. Nevertheless, one has to question who is "right" in their assertions. Well... all of them. And none of them. As in all of them are about equality and human rights... with regards to certain issues... and elevating some rights above others... and allowing double standards to exist when it suits their purposes. Conservatives, for example, claim to be all about freedom of religion... except when it comes to Islam. Yet when it comes to Islam, they claim to be pro-women's rights, despite their lack of concessions to people demanding an inquiry into violence against aboriginal women, and despite the fact that many a feminist wants Stephen Harper's head on a platter. The left of centre parties are no different. They claim to be all for equal rights, yet they let LGBT "rights" take precedence over religious rights. I could go on.

These hypocrisies and double standards aren't just limited to political parties and positions on rights issues. They extend to every political movement, and nigh on every issue. The NDP whine and stomp their feet about the government's lack of accountability, transparency, and oversight, yet rail against the same principles when they are applied to First Nations groups and Unions. I can tell you why they oppose the latter (see Bill C-377) - if Unions had to show how they spend their members obligatory dues payments, it would probably at least disgruntle Conservative voting Union members to see how much Union money is donated to the NDP and PACs like "Engage Canada". Sorry "D'ppers", but your beloved NDP is just as beholden to the almighty loonie as the rest of 'em.

One more example. Feminists cry out for more women in leadership roles, yet proceed to gripe when ones are elected who just happen to lean right of centre. I guarantee you the vast majority of them voted for the NDP in the last BC election, despite the fact that the Liberal leader and current premier Christy Clark is a WOMAN, and NDP leader Adrian Dix was a MAN. Same goes for Alberta and Alison Redford, and the federal government and Kim Campbell.

Point is, the smear jobs and personality assassinations need to stop. Political parties and groups attacking one another is just the pot calling the kettle black. Over. And over. And over. Can we actually have some properly intelligent and rhetoric based arguments instead of baseless insults in the Canadian political forum?

This is what I plan on trying to do in my upcoming posts. My summer job is exceedingly tedious, but it does allow me to listen to various entertaining media while I work (thank GOD for the internet). This has included a variety of sociopolitical commentary. Henceforth the next few posts will formatted as "an open letter to social justice warriors" and I will argue my opinion against the common leftist counterpoints. The point will be to get some actual DISCUSSION for once. The lack of comments or dissenting opinions is almost painful. I can hear crickets chirping and and that is a PROBLEM. In other news, I plan on getting a recipe for laksa posted soon. It just needs typing up, and copying others content instead of writing original stuff like this can be boring so... be patient with me.

A brief word on scandals in the age of social media. Stop adding the suffix "gate" to whatever your scandal is about. JUST STOP. "Gamergate" "deflategate" and "shirtgate" have nothing to do with and are nowhere NEAR as significant as the actual Watergate - one of the most infamous political scandals of the 20th century. So unless your issue in question is POTUS-resignation level significant, call it SOMETHING ELSE. Otherwise you are trivializing the original from which those stupid names are derived - WATERGATE! Rant over.

Friday 10 July 2015

American Ninja Warrior & Women in Sports

Given the heavier tone of my previous posts, I thought I might prologue a deeper dive into today's hot-button issues with something lighter. Enjoy.
Around this time last year, history was made. Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman to make it up American Ninja Warrior's (ANW) Warped Wall. A month later she became the first woman to make it to the end of an ANW city finals course, becoming the first women to earn herself a shot at Mt. Midoryama (the world's toughest obstacle course) through her ability alone (that is, outside of a wildcard spot).
The Jumping Spider claims another victim - Ms. Catanzaro
Unfortunately, I, and every other avid fan of the show, knew exactly where she was going to fall on the Midoryama course - Stage 1's Jumping Spider. At 5 foot nothing and only about 100 lbs, she has neither sufficient weight to get her a good hop off the mini-trampoline, nor the wingspan to wedge herself between the walls with anything short of a perfect jump. Unfortunately, I was right. By that point, though, the video of her city finals run had gone absolutely viral, making her one of the most hyped stories in the show's history.

ANW is a show that has draw revelry through personal bests and obstacles beaten, as well as history-making run attempts. I say "attempts" because ANW has yet to have a competitor touch the buzzer at the end of Midoryama's Stage 3, let alone Stage 4, in the standard, singles competition format during its 7 season run. The only three men to do that hail from Japan, which built Mt. Midoryama in the first place. Thus, this is an proudly American show built on a surprisingly un-American premise: failure. Humbling, respect-building, confidence-killing, failure. This makes it a breath of fresh air in today's stinking pile of reality competition shows. Not only are the rivalries friendly, but the odds of anyone winning are slim, which helps create stakes that feel all the more real - especially when people quit their jobs to train for ANW full time.

 As this season of ANW drew near its halfway mark, and with the FIFA Women's World Cup in full swing here in Canada, I got to thinking about females and their relationship to the sporting world. Here's a question for my feminist readers (if I have any): Which is better: to have sex-segregated sports leagues and whatnot, or to have a single set of leagues based purely on athletic merit - without any affirmative action to ensure equal numbers of men and women playing at the same level? The two athletic events described earlier in the paragraph demonstrate the two respective styles. FIFA has a World Cup for Women, and the same for Men, and never the twain shall meet. ANW on the other hand, is a co-ed event based on athletic ability, with the only "affirmative action" asitwere taking place via its 15 yearly wild-card spots. There is, however, no easier course or lower standard for women, though - they are run through just like the men - equality and meritocracy as it should be.

This brings us to the question of "Why are the sexes segregated in sports in the first place?". Not being a Gender Studies student, I can't tell you the exact reasoning behind the practice, but I can make an educated guess, and it pertains to men's and women's differing physical characteristics - and no I don't mean how they're plumbed between the legs - after all, sexual dimorphism is a thing when it comes to humans. As a blanket statement, men are general built physically stronger and more durable than women. Of course, to see this you have to compare apples to apples. There is enormous variation in physical competence within the genders (there are many females out there who could definitely kick my ass, I must admit), and thus in order to a achieve a proper comparison one must use a sample of men and women who are all at their peak. Hence, ANW generally makes for a good testing ground for this, though the sampling is unscientific at best. All this to say, there is nothing HINDERING a woman from being the first American to achieve total victory other than her BIOLOGICAL LIMITATION, thus it ends up being MORE LIKELY that a man will accomplish the feat first.

Shannon Szabados playing the the SPHL's Columbus Cottonmouths
Due to the aforementioned variation within the sexes though, I honestly don't think professional sports leagues should be closed to women at the highest level. There is nothing stopping women like Hayley Wickenheiser and Shannon Szabados from playing in the ECHL, SPHL or even the European leagues. They can even PRACTICE with with NHL teams for pete's sake, yet their is ever any mention of offers for a formal tryout, let alone word of contract negotiations.

Let me make this abundantly clear. I am not a feminist. What I am in regards to the feminism vs mra hornet's nest is for another time, but here I do need to state for the record that I am for meritocracy and against affirmative action. I am not saying the Edmonton Oilers need to sign Shannon Szabados (though she would probably help solve their goaltending problems - LOL), or that Toronto FC should sign Christine Sinclair, what I'm saying is that these women deserve a chance to see if they can make it in the top leagues of the professional sports world. If Kaillie Humphries can run in the men's bobsled championships, I don't see a reason why the same actions can't be taken in other sports.
Kaillie Humphries and her 4-man bobsled team

Of course, biological differences still count for something - especially when it comes to durability (bodychecking is banned from women's hockey for a reason, after all), - and, once again, sexual dimorphism is a thing - and so I have no problem with some of the more physical contact sports remaining more segregated (hockey exempted for no other reason than I am Canadian LOL), but at the end of the day, athletes should be ranked on ability regardless of sex - that's the whole point of equality and meritocracy isn't it? Unfortunately this creates a double standard in an of itself where there are sports divisions exclusively for women and none exclusively for men. Harrumph. Perhaps instead there should be exclusive leagues for each, both feeding into the singular, co-ed top leagues which then become true showcases of the best athletes in the world. I don't have an answer to this particular issue, so this monologue is simply me self-discussing it to an ambiguous conclusion. Hur-rah (sarcasm). What are your thoughts on this? I genuinely want to know, and there has been a drought of people commenting on this blog anyway...

While I'm on the subject of American Ninja Warrior...

There are certain shows that Canada needs to make its own versions of. This is one of them. The UK got there own version this year - so WHY CAN'T WE? I know a couple of my friends would actually make it quite far as well. GAAAAHHHHH

The same goes for Top Gear. We NEED a Top Gear Canada. Have you SEEN the density of supercars in the Vancouver area? Or the gorgeous drives available in this beautiful province? Not to mention the jokes to be made at the expense of drivers around here are numerous indeed... I'll volunteer as host! :P Seriously tho, if anyone reading this has contacts in the tv industry, call them up - I really do want to make this happen.

Until next time.

Monday 6 July 2015

In Support of Anarchism, or, Would the REAL Freedom and Equality Stand Up Please?

I'm hoping that title got your attention. I'm also hoping you are now thinking about how it relates to its sub-heading. If both statements are true, and you're still reading this, good - its fulfilled its purpose.

Anarchy is the most free and equal form of society and state governance in existence today. There is no truer statement. It is also the perfect antidote to the whiny, entitled, complainers of today's Western society, but I'll get to that later. Now you may call Anarchy a cop-out solution to today's issues of equality and whatnot in both society and state - as it is representative of the lack thereof - but I would argue, that it is just as valid as saying your favourite colour is black (the absence thereof) (coughBethcough).

First some definitions:

Anarchism:  essentially the belief that humanity is best left ungoverned by any form of state or institution. Imagine a world in which no government, government paraphernalia (laws and taxes), or government services (police, fire departments, state-run libraries, universal healthcare) exists, and you've hit the nail on the head.

Freedom: the ability to do what one wishes. Example: the freedom of religion is the freedom to worship whichever religion one chooses.

Equality: Fair or "equal" treatment of all individuals, with no regard to race, gender, or any other means by which people form group identities.

Now for the real stuff...

Everyone has equal rights in a state of anarchy because no one has any! And before you whine that "but that's not fair!" remember that under that system, a male WASP would have the same rights as a First Nations Islamic transgender lesbian woman (whether the latter is even possible is debatable, but my point still stands). It is also the most free form of society because there are no laws to enforce. Before all the feminists in the crowd get up in arms over how this perpetuates rape culture, let me say this; in the form of society I am laying out, yes a woman can get raped, just like in today's society, but, unlike today, in a state of anarchy she can track down the perpetrator along with her friends and kill him in return. I'd call that a deterrent, wouldn't you? Discrimination would also be cut down on within whatever communities people would form in a time of anarchy, as you can't afford to alienate someone you depend on for survival.

For all you atheists out there, anarchy also restores the natural Darwinian order to human existence. In anarchy, only the strong survive, thus progressing "human evolution". The same, entirely logical, train of thought was behind the eugenics movement, but that's just me being cold.

The reality is people these days want to have their cake and eat it too. They want society for which the natural endpoint might be scarily close to Vonnegut's Harrison Bergeron (http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html). This may sound ridiculous, but with the number of hoops corporations and institutions are supposed to contort themselves through to remain viable in this day and age, one really does have to wonder if Vonnegut may have come closer to hitting the mark than he realized.

We live in a society where anyone in minority groups can claim and use victim status, and use it as a weapon, gagging others and benefiting themselves in the name of "equal rights". The root of this problem lies deeper in the cultural undercurrents than it might seem. What many don't seem to realize is that ours is a generation of entitlement. We feel like deserve to be treated in certain ways, a members of various group identities tend to feel like they deserve special treatment (or, as they call it, "equality"). Time for a reality check. Many of the key assumptions behind "rights" in today's culture are actually fallacious. Nowhere is this better exemplified in the classic dichotomy "rights and privileges". This assumes the two are mutually exclusive, when they are in fact the total opposite. Rights, in and of themselves, ARE PRIVILEGES. Yet we, in our 21st century Western society, think we are entitled to them and more besides.
From where are these rights derived though? They have no base in nature, for if you strip man of the trappings and structure of the state, and you will find such ideas as "rights" simply do not exist. This is what I meant when I said that anarchy is the antidote to a society infested with entitlement. In such a social state all lofty ideas of "rights" are stripped down to the dichotomy of right and wrong arising from one's conscience. A conscience is a curious thing, as it limits one's actions, sometimes in ways which make no logical sense. The fact that they exist, and that the rules governing them are roughly similar between cultures across the globe is interesting indeed. Some may say that they come from psychological evolution, but the sheer notion of that further weakens the argument for a natural basis for rights due to the fact that there is significant variation in conscience (though some rules remain fairly static), which adds a certain relativity to the whole picture. In order for there to be a basis for rights as an application for a moral code is if said code were to be universally applicable and thus transcendent of individual humans. Who provides such a code? Well, God of course, so all you atheistic SJWs can kiss my glorious rear end.
Since the separation of church and state is a thing though, what is the source and definition of "rights" in a secular world? Here's my thought: Rights are privileges allotted to the members of a state by the state, which is then responsible for enforcing them. To be clear - all rights are privileges, but not all privileges are rights. Regardless, before you tell me to "check my privilege", check your own, and think about if you really have all that much to complain about.

States also have rights, but that's for another discussion.

Despite the merits of Anarchy, as discussed earlier, no one in their right mind - myself included - no one in their right mind actually wants it. I like the benefits of living in a state society and I want to keep it that way - I am a Conservative after all (though an anarchist party would be my third choice on election day - after the Conservatives and the Rhinos). And I have a Christian moral code, which tells me that it is best that all be treated equally and respectfully, and as a result I agree with the vast majority of rights in current legislation. What isn't "right" is the rights-entitled, identity politics based, victim culture that has arisen in recent decades that demands the death of meritocracy and promotes reverse-discrimination, if anything. But more on that in a later post.

I was going to say more, but this post is long enough already - a shorter one next time.

Sunday 14 June 2015

Social Entropy; or, The World is Going to Hell in a Handbasket

What I say in this series of blogs may offend some people. My views tend to fall roughly right of centre, thus aligning me with the Conservative Party, and if the sheer mention of that makes your nose hairs curl with revulsion, you should leave. Now. That said, I have my share of disagreements with fellow Conservatives as well. Suffice it to say YOU WERE WARNED.

You know what grinds my gears? A lot, actually. Some issues in today's political environment are comparatively minor irritations that just won't go away - like the itch of a mosquito bite - while others are enough to get me frothing at the mouth if I'm not careful, but the individual issues are for other days. To get a clear picture, one must start from the beginning. In the case of political worldviews, one must start with foundational assumptions - key factors in determining how one perceives the world. So, in the following paragraphs, I will outline mine.

Have you ever heard the saying "nobody's perfect"? Well, who hasn't, though many who say it use it as a lame excuse, not realizing the critical nature of that statement. We are all broken, messed up, imperfect, and as much as humanists wish to deny it, inherently evil, at least to some extent.

Let me go back a step. I am a Christian. I believe in a God who created the universe, and made humankind special - created in His image. I believe in the Fall - the eating of the forbidden fruit by Adam and Eve - and the sinful nature that has been an innate part of mankind ever since. I believe that salvation is now only available through the death and resurrection of God's Son Jesus, and so on and so forth. Now that that's out of the way...

Society is a construct created by humans, and, despite what many would like to believe, it is not greater than the sum of its parts. Since it is comprised of broken, sinful people from top to bottom, it was doomed from the start - rotten to its core.

Let's face facts. At the end of the day, people are naturally selfish - we will almost always make choices for our own personal benefit. It's the reason the capitalist system works, economically speaking, where communism does not. Selfishness, or greed, to dispose with the obvious euphemism, is inherently wrong, and is the cause of many a problem in society, even as it is one of its driving forces.

I also hate idealists. Actually, no. "Hate" is too strong a word. More like I find them foolish, silly, overly naive idiots who deserve a good slap upside the head. I don't care what ideology they follow, they are all delusional. The "good old days" weren't that "good" by half, the future won't be some kind of paradise, and the present isn't exactly amazing either. Society is crap. It has always been crap, and it always will be crap. In short, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

That said, the "slippery slope" arguments Conservatives like to throw around are still silly. The idea of the proverbial slippery slope is that society sits at the top of a parabolic slope, and if it "slips" it will accelerate until it meets is doom. This is not the case. Society is doomed, yes, but it isn't sitting on some plateau, and it isn't accelerating towards it either (see the previous paragraph).


Let me tell you a story, or rather, make an analogy. Think of society as a rusted old tramp freighter, being slowly pulled to its ultimate destruction by the current. In order for the ship to be turned around, it needs to be drained of the water it is taking on through numerous cracks and holes in its hull. People are in the hold, trying to fix the leaks, but it's pitch dark, as the lights have shorted out, and as a result, they all end up fighting over where the cracks are, and which should be fixed first. Some holes get fixed, but new ones are torn as the ship grinds past rocks, reefs and sandbars as it draws ever closer to its final destruction. The only way to survive? Jump ship - realizing there is a lifeboat available - piloted by Christ. I could go into details, but you probably don't need me preaching at you. Science states the universe is in a state of entropy, slowly decaying as the energy imbalance on which it runs decreases. I like to think society is decaying similarly.

The arguing crewmembers are the various political factions of society. The holes are society's problems. You should be able to take it from here.

Is it cynical? Yes. Fatalistic? Probably. But in my view it's the truth of society once the rose-colored glasses of idealism and naivete are stripped away. In short, it's realistic.

So now you know.


A brief, largely unrelated, aside:
So recently, the Supreme Court decided to let medical marijuana dispensaries sell brownies, etc. instead of just the dried product. This isn't something as I can be outraged by as I just find it silly, but what I do find odd is our entire approach towards medical marijuana. Since its used medically, why don't we just distill THC, put it into capsule form, and sell and regulate through the same pharmaceutical system we use for ALL OTHER PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. That way people can get their medicine without having to smoke it, and if they want to grind up the pill and bake it into a brownie than so be it! I'm just saying...